Ok, so here's the deal:

I will NOT friend you back if you don't tell me who you are and why you want to be added. This is not negotiable. Also, if you think friending me will allow you access to my journal anyway, it won't. You'll just be sitting around with your thumb up your ass. My point? Don't waste your time or strain my questionable mental stability by adding me without saying anything.

Why do I say that? I don't like random people just dropping by and adding me, in truth, you people freak me the fuck out. So there's that.

As I also said on my profile page:

You will not find fic here. Go to demon_deception for that.

If you ARE here to bug me about my fics, go away. It's that simple. I won't answer you unless for some reason, I don't want to leave your bloody remains in the swamp for the gators to gnaw on. Read: If the only thing you ever say to me here is "OMG WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO UPDATE (insert fic's title here)" I'll not be happy. Especially if you've never commented on the actual fic.

I rarely post here and when I do, not many people read it anyway. I only post my feelings when I'm incredibly pissed off and/or feeling rather homicidal.

NOW then, if you still want to be added here, tell me this:

1.) Why do you want to be added?
2.) If I add you back, do you intend to actually speak to me when I post here or just lurk around in the shadows and make my skin crawl?
3.) What kind of music do you like? (what? I'm curious)

Look: I'll probably edit this and make it not so bitchy later, but atm I'm pretty damned annoyed with some of the stuff that has been going on lately (see above). So um...

All comments on this post are screened. I don't like clutter. That's about it.

Have a nice day and remember, Jesus loves you! Somebody's got to. :)